トリセツ
西野カナ
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Thank you for choosing me the way I am.
Before usage, please read the instruction manual carefully and
forever handle me properly with care.
I’m one of a kind so there are no returns or exchanges.
I appreciate your understanding.

I may suddenly fall into a bad mood.
Even if you ask the reason and I don’t reply, I will get angry.
I’m so sorry.
But at this time get closer to me
without getting discouraged.


Praising me at fixed intervals has long lasting effects.
Notice small changes and say things like “your nails are pretty.”
Take a close look.
But you don’t have to notice unnecessary things like “you’ve gotten fatter.”

If I become a bit antiquated and you get distracted,
remember the day the two of us met each other

Please treat me well from now on.
It’s the way I am, but please laugh it off and forgive me.
Take care of me always.
Because I’ve got a lifetime warranty.

Surprisingly even a single flower causes my chest to tighten with powerful emotions.
Even on normal days little presents are effective.
Your taste is important.
Even if it’s too short or not very good, letters make me the happiest.

If I get wet from tears,
gently wipe them away
and hold me tightly
because you’re the only one that can fix what’s wrong

Please treat me well from now on.
It’s the way I am, but please laugh it off and accept it.
Take care of me always.
Because I’ve got a lifetime warranty.

Once in a while take me on trips and
escort me to a nice dinner on special days
without saying it’s out of character and

accept all of me with an open mind and deep love

Please treat me well from now on.
It’s the way I am, but please laugh it off and forgive me.
Take care of me always.
Because I’ve got a lifetime warranty.